Recently, Marc Logan of TV Patrol featured her in a segment entitled "Sa mga kwento ni Marc Logan" about her Pick-up lines in her engagement as a guest speaker and recently in the University of the Philippines - Diliman. Logan quote" Stand-up Comedian Miriam - If schools and institution needs a speaker, Senator Miriam Santiago is in the number one list. Why? Check out this video showing top 10 Senator Miriam's Famous Pick-up lines...
1 - How to be In...
Man: Gusto ko maging MAYOR para pagsilbihan ang KAPWA ko.
Maria: Gusto ko maging PRESIDENTE para paglingkuran ko ang aking KAPWA.
Juan Tamad: Ako naman... gusto kung maging KAPWA.
2 - Kodigo
One examination day...
Teacher: What's this? (Holding the paper she get from her student)
Student: Prayer ko po ma'am.
Teacher: If prayer ito, bakit puro answers ang laman nito?
Student: Naku, sinagot na ang prayer ko...
3 - Mataray sa kalaban?
Miriam: Karamihan sa mga kalaban ko tinatawag akong mataray... Hindi naman, eh. Ang tunay na mataray ay ganito..."Di ko sinabing maganda ako, ang sabi ko lang pangit ka!"
4 - Correct Answer
Boy: I thought your intelligent?
Girl: Yes, I am.
Boy: Bakit di mo ako kayang sagutin?
Girl: Kasi nga matalino ako at alam kong hindi ikaw ang tamang SAGOT!
5 - Facebook Status
Miriam: Sana Facebook status ka nalang para pwede kitang e-"like"
6 - Benta ng Bahay
Miriam: I benta mo na bahay mo kasi dito ka na nakatira sa puso ko.
7 - Lights issue
Miriam: Sana naka-OFF ang ilaw para tayo nalang ang mag-ON.
8 - Male Pick-Ups
Miriam: I never got time to pick-up by any of the males because at that time, I'm pretty convince that all males have a BRAINS of the AMOEBA.
9 - NBSB (No Boyfriend Since Birth)
Miriam: I never had a boyfriend when I was in college (Pause) but I always have a date!
10 - Corruption issue
Miriam: Kung alam ko lang na ganito pala kalakas at kalawak ang pagnanakaw dito sa ating bansa, nag-suicide na ako nong pinanganak ako ng nanay ko.
- Reference/Source: TV Patrol World (Stand-up Comedian Sen. Miriam sa mga kwento ni Marc Logan