1. Keeley Hazell
Keeley
Hazell has the most astonishing breasts on the planet. She has made a
career out of showing them off. Every week she appears topless in some
magazine and it never, ever gets old. Her 32E breasts are magnificent
and will leave you at a loss for words. Kudos to you Ms. Hazell - you
make the world a better place.
2. Marisa Miller
This
year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover girl Marisa Miller
began her career appearing topless in Perfect 10 magazine. She
transitioned into more mainstream modeling after being noticed by a
photographer on a Californian beach. Marisa's all natural 34D breasts
are why guys eagerly anticipate Victoria's Secret's annual catalogue.
3. Kelly Brook
British
actress and model Kelly Brook has two vices – dating bald men and
appearing nude on film. The British media are obsessed with her 36DD
breasts and who wouldn't be? She was recently voted the woman most
British men wished to date.
4. Jessica Simpson
It's
hard not to notice Jessica Simpson's breasts. They are clearly her best
feature. The pop singer / country music "star" recently ruffled the
feathers of PETA activists when she wore a t-shirt that read "Real Women
Eat Meat". In response Pamela Anderson called her a "b**ch" and a
"whore" – which is a bit of the old pot calling the kettle black.
5. Halle Berry
Halle
Berry recently gave birth and it did wonders for her cleavage. Berry is
one of the world's highest paid female actors and will take off her top
for a price. She appeared topless in Swordfish and here's hoping she'll
do it again.
6. Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett
Johannson has amazing breasts. The 23-year-old actor, singer and
political activist does not believe in monogamy – which doesn't bode
well for impending marriage to Ryan Reynolds. Scarlett is also a cheese
freak, saying it's her main vice. This may help explain her wonderful
milk jugs
7. Kim Kardashia
Kim
Kardashian is a voluptuous woman best known for her "stolen" sex tape
and appearing in her own reality show. Her breasts are as big as her
backside, which is a good thing as they help balance her out. In 2007
she posed for Playboy and, more recently, she wrestled Carmen Electra in
Disaster Film, her first film role.
8. Monica Bellucci
Monica
Bellucci is incredibly sexy. The Italian movie star has flawless milky
white skin and bosoms to match. In 2004 she appeared naked on the cover
of Italy's Vanity Fair whilst pregnant to protest against Italian laws
that prevented the use of donor sperms. She has appeared topless in many
films and is probably best known as a topless vampire in Bram Stocker's
Dracula.BTW – I put Uranus on her breasts.
9. Sara Jean Underwood
Sara
Jean Underwood was last year's Playmate of the Year and is soon to star
in Spike's new digital series "Ask a Playmate." The petite 24-year-old
with a 32B bust was born and raised in Oregon and has the distinction of
being both a Playboy Playmate and being all natural…a rare and
impressive feat
10. Eva Mendes
Eva
Mendes have been showing off her rack of late. She appeared topless
this year in Vogue Italy and caused controversy in a commercial for a
Calvin Klein perfume that was deemed "too hot for television" and
subsequently banned. Catch the commercial below.
